A few days ago, I was visiting a blog written by @ThatGuyKC, reading a post in which he asked “If you and God were at Starbucks what would you order for Him?”

Being a bit (okay, a LOT) of a coffee geek, my snobbery was aroused, and so I turned up the snark and proceeded to bash Starbucks by saying that I would never take God to such a place, and that, instead, I’d take Him someplace where people care and know more about making coffee than just pushing a button, and I said something about the verse that says “whenever you make coffee, make it as though making it for the Lord.” This was my first comment ever on his blog.

He responded by (jokingly) telling me that he was impressed that I’d just Jesus Juked him on coffee. I wrote an apologetic response, saying that I hadn’t intended to juke him, that I really was saying everything tongue in cheek, and that I do still frequent Starbucks – because they’re closer than any of the shops that make what I consider to be excellent coffee. I pointed out that I am a bit of a snob about this.

A few minutes later, I received a very gracious and friendly email in which KC said that he, too, is a coffee snob. He then served me a Venti Humbleccino by saying that he was, in fact, such a snob that he works for Starbucks headquarters in Seattle.

I was reminded of the great quote by Will Rogers:

Never miss a good opportunity to shut up.

Now, KC wasn’t offended by any of this (thankfully), and took it as intended, but I was reminded of the importance of using words well. Be thoughtful about what you say, even jokingly, especially to people who don’t know you. And once you do know each other well, keep it up.

 

 
  • Anonymous

    ROFLMBO!!!!!! I am SO happy to know that I am not the only one that gets myself into trouble with my trying to be funny but serious words. I am thankful that KC was gracious and hope you guys make friends. I AM SO HAPPY YOU ARE WRITING AGAIN! Love reading your words!

    • Anonymous

      Well howdy! Yes, I’m afraid this happens to me too often…

      Thank you for the encouragement! It’s good to be back in the blogosphere. The day will come when the thrill wears off and I have to write out of diligence….

  • http://www.flurrycreations.com/theblog John Bergquist

    Ha, such a good reminder. I might add that a little digging might have revealed your hosts profession as well lead you to adjust your comment accordingly. I have jumped into the comment line with joking and snark before without knowing my host and usually it did not go over well. I am glad it ended well.

    • Anonymous

      Hey John – thanks for dropping by!

      Yes, KC’s Linkedin profile clearly states that he’s employed by Starbucks. From now on, I’ll certainly do the research first.

      I hope all of your comments ended well too!

  • http://twitter.com/NolanBobbitt Nolan Bobbitt

    I work for Starbucks and totally get what you are saying. When I first started working for my local Starbucks a little over 4 years ago, customer connection and creating a fantastic coffee experience was priority number one! Unfortunately, with the downturn of the economy, lots of stores lose sight of the fact that we are still supposed be all about connecting with our customers and focus only on the numbers of sales and transactions. The team at my store works really hard at maintaining that connection with our “regulars.” I am given roughly 30 seconds of time to positively (or negatively) impact the start of someone’s day when they choose to visit my store during the weekday morning rush–it’s a challenge that I take seriously and work my best at accomplishing most of the time.
    If I were having coffee with God, I would make Him a french press of Kenya and thank Him for creating such a wonderful coffee bean (but I would want to have it somewhere other than my store because I would want to give God my undivided attention–whenever I go to my store, I snap into “manager mode” or end up talking with a regular and turn a 10 minute coffee run into an +1 hour trip!)
    I have given and been served plenty of Humbleccinos over the last 4 years–enough that I am writing a book about how Starbucks has helped me become a better pastor!

    • Anonymous

      That’s right – I knew you worked at Starbucks, but I’d forgotten. Are you bi-vocational, or is Starbucks your full time job?

      Yes, I can imagine you’d learn a lot about being a pastor in that job. I’m leaning more and more toward the thought that church workers should at least work part time in a “normal” job, if not full time. Same for us worship directors. Working full time in the church has a way of isolating us from the world we’re called to reach. It doesn’t *have* to be that way, but it often is.

      Do you have a release date for your book?

      • http://twitter.com/NolanBobbitt Nolan Bobbitt

        I actually haven’t been on a church staff for over 4 years–it would take more than a cup of coffee for the whole story, but I can honestly say that my next church will reap the benefits of my Starbucks days! I am much more caring, compassionate, and connected to the world around me than I ever was as a paid pastor (I didn’t realize I alliterated that until now–you can’t get the Baptist out of me I guess). I have a finish date of the end of the year for writing the book, and hope to have it ready to sell as an eBook shortly after that!